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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


YOUR CIRCLE -




NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.


TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4.11/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm

fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!




THAT'S NO MOON -




HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


MADF -




HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




DECISIONS DECISIONS -


TAGS: halloween costume
Rating: 4.86/5

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usmc650736 - October 29, 2011, 12:57 am
Doesn't matter... as long as you stay in the kitchen.
tellitlikeitis - October 27, 2011, 8:27 pm
Hahaha... funny.


ADDICTION -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am
5L
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.


YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!


TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


S T U P I D - You can fix your hair...you can fix your face...you can wear the best clothes...but you can't fix STUPID


TAGS: dumber than the law allows boom
Rating: 4.33/5

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IllicoPresto - March 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Ahh yes, gasoline and fire. Known in the military as a "Foom Ball."
MO - March 21, 2010, 3:09 pm
Ha! I didn't see her smoking! Whoof!! No more blonde!! Looks more like a burnt match stick now!! Whoof!! Whoof!!
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 3:04 pm
Filling gas while smoking. I know son...she's hawt
[email protected] - March 21, 2010, 2:43 pm
I don't get it


RULE 63 JESUS -


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...


HALLOWEEN - The only day of the year where traumatizing children is socially acceptable


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 2.5/5

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Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 8:03 am
Looks like another victim of O J Simpson


BARNEY FIFE RULE -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am
5 nip it in the bud's


INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a fucking Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my shit.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing gay aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bullshit, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
Damn!!! You the shit Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be grape soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for Pedo-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm assuming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. Damn that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the bestiality and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Bestiality......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
Fuck!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "Bestiality" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "bestiality."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of bestiality! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit button.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bullshit. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always assume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the fuck is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


Ignorant Youth -


TAGS: callow youth police brutality
Rating: 2.29/5

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boinger - September 20, 2011, 6:14 pm
...you won't like me when I'm angry...


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


I AM THE SHADOW -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.64/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!


My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -


TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.38/5

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xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!


TROLLOLOL - What? You mad bro


TAGS: happy halloween trolling your night
Rating: 3.33/5

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motifayk - November 20, 2011, 7:57 am
No bro.... not atroll


Al Capone Day -




THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?




MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!




Halloween is Coming -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:55 pm
Yes indeed! I 5Live for Hallowe'en.


BLESSING -


TAGS: happy halloween everyone
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - November 1, 2010, 7:15 am
Amen to that! 5L cause she looked AWESOME once I got her out of that silly skin suit.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - From ghoulies & ghosties - And long-legged beasties ... And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord! ... Deliver us!(Old Scottish saying)




HALLOWEEN - When there are no more Players Online




ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails


TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, Dick York and Dick Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the porno knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the fucking map. Should have been eaten by bears.


NOT BAD NOT BAD AT ALL -


TAGS: halloween rerun black swan
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - November 1, 2011, 3:07 am

Ahhhh, I remember those days. Good times.®
mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:17 pm
LOL... no way


HALLOWEEN... AGAIN! - That means listening to Matt screaming "Oooooh Yeah!" over and over... Just gimme the Koolaid already...




GERMAN MAIDS -


TAGS: life time woman triplet halloween costume sexy gun
Rating: 2.82/5

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Cubbybear - April 24, 2009, 6:03 pm
Only hairier


ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.




ENGLISH FIRST -


TAGS: grandpa wasnt allowed to speak norwegian as a kid
Rating: 4.35/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 11, 2013, 3:43 am
Spanish should lean English because it's language of the US and the world. Also I'm pretty d*mn the Mayans and Aztecs didn't speak Spanish. So learn English and just accept that you're in the d*mn US.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:45 am
Brilliant and to the point!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - March 4, 2010, 12:21 am
Awesome! 5 lions
lesterinside - March 3, 2010, 8:51 am
5 Logical Point you made
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:44 pm
O Wa Ta Goose I AM
Me_ - March 1, 2010, 1:44 pm
The first people in the Americas were the American aboriginals. They were decimated the people who would become the American Indians. The last of this race died out recently.
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:51 am
Ya know Haar, they can only enforce that on Casino property...5 betting Poodles
Bartimaeus - February 28, 2010, 9:50 pm
I think all immigrants should learn English. That includes Canadians, eh? 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 4:19 pm
Why do you have to make us feel bad about ourselves all the time? I mean, you're right but WTF? 5.


MORAL SUPPORT - Humans are so dumb.


TAGS: dumb as thelaw allows
Rating: 3.71/5

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Claire - March 21, 2010, 10:36 pm
MY EYES!


DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die


TAGS: blair witch haunted death die halloween house woods lost when you see it
Rating: 2.73/5

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Squeezie - December 9, 2008, 4:34 pm
top right window........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:56 am
One of my fave episodes!! Oh, the crazy schemes Slappy devised to get that ice cream back, only to find that it had melted!!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:05 am
MWLF, remember that episode where Slappy had his ice cream taken away by Officer McGillicuddy? That was classic BWP!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 2:27 am
Sure there was. The characters were June, Brent, Slappy, Porkpie McButtercorn, Blair, Johnny Stickbundle, Little Nell, the Scarecrow, Chad Darlington of Montgomery Hills, and Sergei. My favorite scene was the pie eating contest!
me - November 5, 2008, 11:07 pm
um, there is no one named "brent" in BWP
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, I see it. Had to zoom in to see Brent from PvP lol. I thought BWP was pretty good, certainly diff from movies I'd seen before. One off, though.
Sean - November 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
Next time you do, tell him Sean says "Hi". Bye.
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Ohh.. I haven't seen Monty Python in a longggg time
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:58 pm
Yeah Porcelina, it's bit of a riff on the opening credits of The Holy Grail: "A moose once bit my sister."
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:56 pm
... upper window, above the door.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
*snxxxxx* Huh? What? I was snoring at the big revelation. A face. That's all? I thought for sure there'd be a woman peeing on an electric chair with her tongue stuck out, committing vote fraud.
porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:51 pm
it only killed her once, sean?
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:43 pm
and two kinda longish eyes peeking out of the top window ... and then there's the 706 ninjas, assuming I counted correctly ....
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:39 pm
top window on the right? face.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hasn't anyone seen it yet?? When you see it...
Sean - November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
My God, Da5id's right ... and a draft once killed my sister.
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:54 pm
Clearly this house has no windows installed... you might catch a cold.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 2:36 am
Ahhhh, the horror!! Seriously, the witches around here spend more time primping their hats. We have a Blair Witch, but she's the Blair from Facts Of Life Witch.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 12:53 am
MWLF, don't be surprised if you find 3 piles of rocks outside your house tomorrow...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
Electric Chair Guy, stand in the corner!!!!!
Sean - November 3, 2008, 5:10 pm
A 3.6 rating after 48 votes, for a poster that no one has said anything nice about ... nothing fishy here.
Sancho Panza - November 3, 2008, 3:42 pm
This poster blows chunks. Who cares about a house?
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 3:19 pm
Et tu MWLF?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you be mean to someone... that made me giggle xD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 3:03 pm
And you'll make a poster of someone shitting said bricks and you'll vote for it ten thousand times, while the rest of us ignore you.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:14 pm
By the way you guys, --when you see it you will shit bricks.......
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:13 pm
Christ look at all these comments.. what have i started...
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
Which would be you and..Well, just you.
Daniel Myrick - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
No, it sucked. I directed it. No one should like it
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 1:21 pm
Ok I think we have heard enough from the haters, I get it, you hate it, now stfu already. lets hear from the people that liked the movie now
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 12:46 pm
That film sucked. It was boring, uneventful and not even slightly scary. I've seen scarier stuff on Spongebob.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:34 pm
Remember: The most frightening things are those we cannot see.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:29 pm
This was never a "horror" movie. Horror movies are all about violence and messy gore. This movie is about suspense, creepiness, and just enough mystery that you must fill in the gaps with you're imagination. Creative people like this movie.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:16 am
LD FTW
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:13 am
Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:09 am
No, I don't like it because I go to see a horror movie to get frightened... or even startled
dgbt - November 3, 2008, 9:36 am
i liked blair witch project. no other movie has even come close to the realism this movie has. people dont like it because u couldnt see the scary monster slaughter people.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 5:26 am
Ive watched this movie like 20 times. It has an atmosphere and a style that just clicks with me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:31 am
-sticks like in the film after the first guy disappeared, and shoved a tissue inside it, that was reddened with a red sharpie. He shouted when he saw it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:29 am
I kind of liked it. Like I said, it got me at the end. It's just not the kind of movie where you can watch it over and over. Once you see it, the secret is undone. True story: saw it with some co-workers, and the next day, we put together a bundle of
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
I just looked at a youtube video of exmortis, you're right it has a photo of this house at the beginning, but the interiors are somewhere else
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:36 pm
I'm talking about a movie, not a video game
Drenix - November 2, 2008, 6:34 pm
Well, at least the 1st game kinda scared a little, too bad the aiming sucks... EC Guy, have you played Exmortis? -nothing to do with BWP but it has the house at the beggining-
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 4:04 pm
man, so many haters. Is there not one person here who likes blair witch project?
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 12:46 pm
It's a movie that manages to turn up the suck every time you watch it.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 11:47 am
It's hard to grasp that concept when you don't want to watch it once, even.
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 11:17 am
Its a movie you appreciate more the more you watch it
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:12 am
No, that 'wtf' at the end left me with a sense of 'I want my goddamn money back, this movie SUCKED.'
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 8:41 am
Leaving you at the end with the "wtf" leaves you with a sense of mystery, and that ignites the imagination.
The one's whos sucking the EC Guy's ass 'cos says otherwise - November 2, 2008, 8:19 am
That movie's no a clasic and it sucks. Had its moments but, being honest in the end I just wondered wtf?.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 11:37 pm
Blair witch 2 sucked balls, ill give you that
Charles - November 1, 2008, 8:12 pm
Blair Witch Project 2.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 3:14 pm
To you, yes, To me it is a classic that can never be done again
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:00 pm
The move still sucked shit.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
I should be a diplomat, I put arguments to rest.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:24 pm
Yeah, I see your point. Still not my cup of tea, though.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
When you watch a movie that only has a little bit of action, that action feels way more intense
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thats what made the movie so appealing to me, the feeling that it was real. The more action you have, the less potent the action is. When you watch an action movie, its no big deal seeing action
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:06 pm
It would be better if they didn't argue so much and there was more action
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:03 pm
I like it because I like it, it has nothing to do with it going in a different direction. The movie just clicks with me, and I feel sorry for you that it didn't do the same
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:41 am
If you like it just because it went in a different direction, I feel sorry for you. Just because it went outside the box doesn't mean it's good. Emo, being a prime example. Now, Cloverfield did good... this failed
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 10:00 am
by the way, when you see it, you'll shit bricks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:24 am
I saw it at a preview screening just before it got official release, and most of the movie didn't wow me, but the last shot of that guy standing in the corner creeped me out bigtime. Of course, I'm not a horror movie fanatic, so I have a big wimp factor.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 8:17 am
If you can not appreciate the rawness and realism of that movie, I feel sorry for you
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:54 am
OMG LYKE LETZZ GO WALK IN A FOREST AND BITCH @ EACOTHERRRR!!! YAH!! GOOD IDEAR!
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:43 am
That movie was awesome and classic, anyone who says otherwise can suck my ass
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
That movie sucked so much balls. I wound up cooking dinner and dessert so I would have an excuse not to watch that stupid movie with my boyfriend
Electric Chair Guy - October 31, 2008, 10:37 pm
Trivia note for you movie fans: Thats the house from the ending of the blair witch project


EVIL MARSHMALLOW - It roasts boy scouts!


TAGS: evilmarshmallow
Rating: 1.36/5


PRIDE - sometimes it has to be swallowed


TAGS: gay pride swallow soccer players oral
Rating: 1.18/5

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motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:05 am

Clobbered for vote fraud


satisfaction -




blatant hypocrisy -




HALLOWEEN TIPS - Remember kids if you get Mommy to dress like a school girl, Uncle Cubby will give you money.


TAGS: early poster halloween tips cubby
Rating: 4.84/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 9:54 pm
LOL!


TREAT -


TAGS: halloween sweets blue pills cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

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jameswnash - October 28, 2010, 9:01 pm
After 4 hrs call a doc? Yea right, more like calling everyone you know to either brag or invite over to help get it back down
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 11:29 am
Pfizer Productions proudly presents "Hard Candy for Dick Dodderer"
50cal - October 28, 2010, 10:37 am
Oh hell no! Anybody foolish enough to try and do that will find them self in the corner of their room rocking back and forth screaming "what have I done" trying to forget the images they have seen!
Cubbybear - October 28, 2010, 10:29 am
@50cal...Have you been reading my mind?
50cal - October 28, 2010, 10:26 am
looks like the begining of a really good porn. ;-)


RUN MOOOOOOOOO RUN -




TRAMPOLINE -




SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December


TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

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TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.


THIS IS IT ! -


TAGS: zombies halloween lol funny tits
Rating: 3.15/5

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Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
*face Palm*
Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
My early Work Sucks, Hell Most Of My Current Work Sucks, and i was just trying to make a joke... not my strong point.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:39 pm
Don't question mods publicly... it's not kosher. Take it to PMs, but not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
It's not your place to question what is approved or by who. Think back to your early work and ask yourself some hard questions about quality...I know I do.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
Ok Mooo, But Still This is bad quality... I'm Betting it was aggy while on one of his guinnes runs :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:11 pm
Well. That's an inappropriate question Hammy....None of your fucking business.
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
The pic had great potential.
culos - October 8, 2010, 12:46 pm
I choose not to comment.....
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:02 pm
Moo, did you approve this?
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:38 am
Wow, just wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:29 am
What the hell?....poster fail and epic username fail......1L


ELEVATOR BASICS -




CUBBYBEAR - Has a posse


TAGS: cubbybear care bears carebears costumes halloween pancakes
Rating: 2.84/5

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GoliahteTank - December 17, 2008, 2:21 am
No, that ain't his posse, that's his groupies.
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:28 am
No... the gals thing you were thinking of only rhymes with posse.
RON - September 25, 2008, 7:50 pm
JEZ...all men...thought posse was gals.
Cubbybear - September 25, 2008, 7:10 pm
Yo! You da bomb!


one day a year -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 30, 2014, 9:25 am
Simply 5L awesome...!!


BIRDS OF LOVE -


TAGS: true love swallows
Rating: 4.71/5

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IllicoPresto - August 13, 2010, 4:49 pm
African or European?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:18 pm
And, it's not a matter of where she grips it!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:50 pm
FTW! I always wanted to move to Capistrano, but the wife said NO!
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Ah, so beautifully done. 5/5
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:25 pm

HUGE LOLZ!!!!!!!!


TEAMWORK - Is essential - it allows you to blame someone else


TAGS: teamwork allows blame someone
Rating: 4.46/5

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almarpa - August 10, 2010, 1:53 pm
Thank you!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 11:59 am
Good one.


GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT - Stop making Motifakes! I said. So he said, I'm going on a quest! Boy... do I feel dumb.


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - March 21, 2010, 1:02 pm
LOL! How did you get those springs into you?
ICEMAN - March 21, 2010, 1:01 pm
Reminds me of that frat party... at least I think I remember it.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 11:39 am
Heh. For some reason I'm reminded of the band Muse. 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:54 am
I see this, and for some reason I think KFD 5L


MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA -




WOMEN - Follow instructions and swallow


TAGS: swallow instructions signs
Rating: 2.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 2:06 pm
Against a woman is the best place to be!
Hey! - June 11, 2009, 1:59 pm
What the hell? Why is everyone agianst women?


Trick or Treat -




Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -


TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm
Haha, that's great! 5L


GIVE AND RECEIVE -




IT IS WAITING FOR YOU -


TAGS: the past calendar swallows everything
Rating: 4.77/5

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Airman - October 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
Nice!
GaryO - October 12, 2012, 6:43 am
DANG! 5L


A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


I TOLD YOU SO -




COFFEE - Because meth isn't allowed in the workplace


TAGS: coffee meth isn t allowed workplace
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 8:04 pm
And while coffee may make work relatively fun, meth would make it interesting. And work shouldn't be interesting. Then corporate will think you know too much.
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:29 pm
And because coffe is less expensive yet more addictive.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN - Signed, The Universe




HOW DARE THEY? -




A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - SPIT OR SWALLOW? -


TAGS: great barn swallow
Rating: 4.07/5

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shadow87 - December 17, 2011, 10:22 am
5Mighty Lions is all i've got to say ;)
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 11:31 am
Print.fax. divorce. 5L's


OH CRAP !!! - I THINK I BURNT MY MARSHMALLOWS...


TAGS: burnt my marshmallows
Rating: 3.1/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 pm
ARSCH-mallows would have been a 5....
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:29 pm
Now the are definitely Stay Puffed...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:23 pm
In that case.......keep your junk out of the fire...2L


SUNGLASSES - Not Needed To Look Cool Here




SCHOOL GIRLS - If One Of Them Gets You In Trouble Two Are Indeed Lethal


TAGS: life time day twin halloween costume female sexy
Rating: 2.68/5

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lolman - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
haha if they are schoolgirls then i have a 20 inch cock.
JimmyBoy - June 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
Forget the smile, they'd never be able to get my coffin shut.
Critter - April 25, 2009, 9:11 am
They may be lethal, but the mortician would never get the smile off my face!!!


FACT -


TAGS: spit or swallow
Rating: 2.58/5

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Halloween -


TAGS: hallowen
Rating: 2.33/5

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Dr Oblivious - April 16, 2009, 9:22 am
And the problem is... what?
Anonymous - November 9, 2008, 6:28 pm
The funny part about your comment is, the faces were blurred because they are underage. Who blurs out 25 year olds faces?
Anonymous - November 7, 2008, 7:29 pm
And yet, I'd bet all of those ladies pictured are at least 25 years old


I WISH -


TAGS: furry halloween costume
Rating: 2.21/5
NeoChimps - April 20, 2009, 2:23 pm
Infurrior Beeings - shave them /b/old


......AND...... - .....swallows my cum.


TAGS: swallow
Rating: 2.04/5

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helldeath - July 27, 2009, 7:30 am
hmm ... you got point!
Erecrottod - May 26, 2009, 6:06 pm
Does she swallow? Really? I would not like it. She has cum-face.
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:04 pm
And you're the only inhabitant aPauling
aPauling - September 24, 2008, 4:38 pm
Helldeath: In for a world of disappointment.


childhood ruined peter pan -


TAGS: pan halloween
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 1, 2016, 7:18 am

i never knew that./ even in the disney version i found the tinkerbell to be a murderous psycopath. and don't even get me started about dorothy and oz.
CloudchaserS - November 1, 2016, 4:37 am
And Tinkerbell tricks one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the chest
CloudchaserS - November 1, 2016, 4:37 am
In the original story, Peter Pan killed the Lost Boys when they got to be too old


WITH A SLOPPY SMILE -


TAGS: advertise yourself calendar spit swallow
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sho - March 5, 2012, 10:55 am
that's so na5ty
Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:08 pm
5ensational
mariand - March 4, 2012, 6:24 pm
well done!
carebear - March 4, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)
TheOne - March 4, 2012, 10:41 am
Unless you're seedless


GOOD TO BE UNWRAPPED -


TAGS: halloween treat unwrapped
Rating: 4.77/5

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GreyScorpion - June 14, 2010, 10:37 pm
this is tanya tuckers brother, peter


THE GATHERING -




AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: tasteless nsfw websense tth marshmallow
Rating: 4.43/5

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Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 12:01 pm

truth is i would have given you ten lions for this one dude.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:50 am
I wondered who would mention that first!
Anonymous2 - June 26, 2010, 11:48 am
Only the good die young! Billy Joel FTW!
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 11:41 am
Amen my friend, Amen 5ls
thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:36 am
And if I go to hell, then I hope I burn well. :D


THE DARWIN AWARD - ...and the gold medal goes to...you didn't want Grandkids anyway!




JUST LIKE A GHOST -




GOT MARSH? - She gots it


TAGS: marsh marshmallow got milk
Rating: 3.8/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:14 am
Self tribute?
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:28 pm
I hope it felt good...5 sticky poodles


THINK JACOB, THINK -


TAGS: cause i m allowed to
Rating: 3.7/5

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agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 12:12 am
Great example of making something out of a plain picture. 5 hand-churned lions.


SERIOUSLY -


TAGS: it was the last year i was allowed to host the neighborhood bbq
Rating: 3.52/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
as opposed to the bubble gum stuff
CANADA - November 17, 2009, 10:52 pm
I bet that would cause a burn!


CONSISTENCY -


TAGS: halloween haarakkon strikes again lock up yer wenches
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:08 am
I would love to take credit for drawing that cheesily done eye-patch on the pic, but I just found it that way ... on the internet! I am, however, bloody damn proud of the "Boo!" part.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
my 5L...genius.


PRETTY IN PINK? - This is why Paris Hilton should never do acid.




RUSSIANS -


TAGS: double gimmie bashing russians for being dumber than the law allows 2 assignments in one
Rating: 3.42/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:42 am
There's nothing wrong with Murmansk. I lived there for 10 years, and that's what it looks like in the Fall.
Nagori - August 12, 2010, 8:52 am
How about North Dakota....... not quite Canada, but just American enough yet to spot a few of our proud illegals freezing outside, ha!!
CANADA - March 21, 2010, 11:03 pm
8m of snow for more that 200 days?!?! I'm in love!


CHILDREN -




HALLOWEEN - Another time when doing what your mother says can earn you a royal arse-kicking!




ROONEY - You're an asshole




BK SUPER 7 INCHER -




THE SMART ONES -


TAGS: smart ones swallow and cook
Rating: 2.9/5

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Arrogant Knight - July 22, 2009, 8:01 am
You won't like him when he's confused.
BoneCD - July 22, 2009, 7:56 am
Just run with it Bria...you'll just confuse TP even more.
BriaHere - July 22, 2009, 4:56 am
I'm not a bloody boy.
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:13 am
TTH.... "never let....." Mutha Fughin hilarious!
ThePirate - July 22, 2009, 12:11 am
no blame on alc.. I totally misunderstood what you said.. about the overuse of that pic..
BoneCD - July 22, 2009, 12:11 am
as it went Zingggggg past the others. TTH I'll be your straight man any day!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 12:10 am
Aggy FTW I just saw that!
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 12:09 am
Yes I saw that. Momma taught me to never let a man blame it on the alcohol!
BoneCD - July 22, 2009, 12:05 am
LMAO...TP you're nuts...ROTFLMAO
ThePirate - July 22, 2009, 12:04 am
and I did send an apology to you TTH..
ThePirate - July 22, 2009, 12:03 am
no shit.. well, thank god. His first Avatar, blurry as it was.. looked like there was quite a rack.. oh god.. a 15 year old guy.. probably better than the other choice
TheTrashHeap - July 22, 2009, 12:02 am
Ron you fuckin rule! Glad to put down the first 5!
agdaniele - July 22, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes, Pirate... and he won't sleep with you!!!
ThePirate - July 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
ok.. now I am totally confused. Briahere is a guy?


OM NOM NOM - nom nom nom


TAGS: dog zombie halloween
Rating: 2.89/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 8:52 am
That hound is working the part... the halloween AND shakespeare motifake rolled up in one!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 8:50 am

That is my personal hound of hell :)
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 8:13 am
Love it!


CONUNDRUM - TO SPIT OR NOT TO SPIT, THAT'S THE QUESTION! -


TAGS: spit swallow
Rating: 2.71/5

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TRICK OR TREAT - I will need some time to think about it


TAGS: trick treat halloween
Rating: 2.62/5

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Walkerofskies - July 24, 2009, 3:38 pm
Because they are the same person. So, unless you get some tips from tyler durden, I suggest you decide.
Eric - June 14, 2009, 10:50 pm
Why not both?
walkerofskies - March 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
oops, double post
walkerofskies - March 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
Ahh the age old dilema
walkerofskies - March 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
Ahh the age old dilema
Negative Zero - March 10, 2009, 1:44 pm
but the one on the right is tighter.
time - January 13, 2009, 9:37 pm
dont need it...the one on the left has experience.


DAYDREAMING - Two Favourite Fantasies - And Together - Are Better Than One




FANTASY - Cleopatra Could Be My Favourite One


TAGS: life time ancient cleopatra queen sexy costume halloween
Rating: 2.5/5

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Cubbybear - April 20, 2009, 12:13 pm
Nice...but she looks like Queen Nefertiti of Egypt to me


HALLOWEEN - trick or... what ?


TAGS: halloween trick or threath
Rating: 2.5/5

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DreMagnum - December 5, 2009, 5:34 pm
signe is back?
Signe - December 5, 2009, 5:22 pm
I damn hope this is shopped :o


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